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• My goldfish jumped out of his tank. I was too afraid to touch him so I let him die. Please don’t send me to hell!

  February 10, 2012 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 8:06 pm on February 10, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    wtf! you’re a terrible person!

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• In my bedroom alone with condoms and my roommate’s girlfriend. Never been alone in my room with a pussy before. I think this is my only shot at getting some action.

  February 10, 2012 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Jill 9:31 pm on February 10, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    yet you posted this… pussy shit

• I expect my presentation partner to answer my email within 5 minutes on a Thursday night after 9pm. MLIWorkaholic?

  February 10, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• https://www.facebook.com/ucrmemes . FML

  February 10, 2012 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • anonymous 10:29 pm on February 13, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    better than ucr fml

• Eat at the dining hall for almost every meal. Become lactose intolerant. fml

  February 10, 2012 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • inthesameboat 3:41 pm on February 10, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    same here!

• Just found out I am pregnant and that my boyfriend died in combat in the same day. Yes the baby is his. Fml

  February 10, 2012 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Blue 1:03 am on February 11, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    So sorry for your lost.

  • Anonymous 10:49 pm on February 11, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    apocryphal story.

• My poor ecology professor seems to have low self esteem. You work at an R1 university, YLIPrettyGood!

  February 10, 2012 | 5 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Emma 12:55 pm on February 10, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    How do you know?

    • OP 10:51 pm on February 11, 2012 Permalink | Reply
      

      how do I know he has low self esteem? Because he says “if you can come up with this kind of awesome experiment you will get published in great journals, work at great universities, and not be me at UCR” (paraphrased).

      • Emma 4:13 am on February 12, 2012 Permalink
        

        Ouch. Dissing UCR in front of his students? Not cool.

      • KrispyKorpse 12:14 pm on February 12, 2012 Permalink
        

        UCR professors are, by and large, Ivy League detritus, or foreign castaways.

      • OP 10:13 pm on February 13, 2012 Permalink
        

        @Emma- I think he was dissing himself more than UCR. My paraphrase was very loose, hence the comment on his self esteem.

• I want a kitty! Fml

  February 7, 2012 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +4 / -0

   

  • Zinger 3:09 am on February 10, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    I want a pussy too!

    I find it hard to believe no one made that joke before me. :I

• In upper div engineering. Should I kill myself now, or sooner.

  February 7, 2012 | 5 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 12:50 am on February 8, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    You mean now or later?

  • Grammar Nazi 5:08 pm on February 9, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    Was that a question or statement?

  • Anonymous 6:30 pm on February 9, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    Nah, just apply to McDonald’s.

  • Blue 9:05 pm on February 9, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    That’s why I switched to Math!

  • Anonymous 7:37 am on February 10, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    Is it ME? You should show up late to fluids. I’m sure the professor will do the job for you.

• So I’m in Rivera studying for my midterm tomorrow writing answers on titan pad. Some guy brought his kid inside the library and he’s been going around to every student saying “welcome welcome welcome welcome” so cute! mlifun

  February 7, 2012 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +4 / -3

   

  • see 10:04 pm on February 9, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    we need more examples of this type of post on UCRFML. not some other random bs.

  • Anonymous 10:15 pm on February 13, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    Love this. Even though it’s not really an FML.

• This year’s heat lineup. FML

  February 7, 2012 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +8 / -2

   

  • Sucks for you 4:06 am on February 8, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    Airborne Toxic Event! The only band from the past three years that I’m actually familiar with!

    • ... 7:40 pm on February 9, 2012 Permalink | Reply
      

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khCokQt–l4

      karmin. enough said. (:

    • lol 10:05 pm on February 9, 2012 Permalink | Reply
      

      So you’re a bandwagoner? You are probably familiar with cock/pussy, but how come you can’t bandwagon on that?

• Ripped skin off my hand. No band-aid or antimicrobial cream around. FML

  February 7, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I’m turning into the typical lazy, waking-up-late, college student, minus drinking and partying. I’m a grad student. FML

  February 7, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Dear library, what is the point of allowing students to check out a leisure reading book for one week without renewal? Especially if I can’t take it out when I want to.

  February 7, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Some professors could become professional torturers- 30-something pages of reading, full of equations and a million variables. FML

  February 7, 2012 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +3 / -0

   

  • Blue 3:53 am on February 7, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    Woe is you.