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  • So, I’m on facebook and some girl adds me randomly. She’s attractive and goes to UCR so I try talking to her. Things are going well for an hour and she decides to meet me at the belltower. I show up and see one of my friends in a wig. I was set up. FML

    January 29, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +89 / -6

     

    • randomUCRstudent 10:37 am on February 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      that must be one cute friend ;-)

  • my roommate thought it would be funny to change my fb status to “woke up with a cock in my mouth”.. my mom “liked” it and commented “what’s new?”

    January 27, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +84 / -9

     

    • Your mom 6:40 pm on June 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      How does this not have more comments?!! It’s awesome. lol

  • I sneezed while pissing and pissed on the guy next to me. I don’t know whats worse, me peeing on another guy or that guy smiling back at me like he enjoyed it. FML.

    February 3, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +73 / -8

     

    • LOL 3:56 am on May 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Dude this gotta be one of the best FML out of all UC campuses.

      • retard 1:34 pm on May 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        you read all the UC FMLS? fyl..

  • I saw this cute girl crying and I thought I’d help her out, and maybe get a number. She told me her girlfriend left her. DAMN! FML

    January 30, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +66 / -7

     

  • Some dude on his longboard thought he was the shit and knocked my books out of my hands near east lo on the steep hill by the parking lot. the dumbass ended up faceplanting after he lost his balance. FHL

    January 14, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +70 / -13

     

    • Anonymous 8:45 pm on May 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      He totally deserved it…

    • Anonymous 7:02 pm on September 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      i bet he was a white guy

  • Today I decided to take a chance and sit next to this cute guy in my class. I accidentally sneezed and farted at the same time. FML.

    January 26, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +64 / -9

     

  • I was selling a video game to a lady from Craigslist. She parked at the very end of One Pentland Way and I talked to her via the door window. UCPD mistook this as a drug deal and all hell went loose. FML

    January 29, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +59 / -4

     

  • I don’t care what anyone says about UCR, I love it here. MLIG

    May 31, 2010 | 9 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +54 / -4

     

    • Anonymous 11:10 am on May 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      YEEAAAHHHHH! XD

    • Rside Pride 11:17 am on May 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      THANK YOU!!!!!
      I am sick of people talking crap. I love UCR.

    • Anonymous 6:58 pm on May 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      yep UCR is great!!

    • Anonymous 6:59 pm on May 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      +1

    • Anonymous 9:59 am on June 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      do you love week 10 saturday finals?

      • rsideiscool 10:37 am on June 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        They are not the best…but its all part of life and its do-able

    • UCR_GIRL 4:48 am on June 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Thank you! Go Highlanders!

    • Bono 2:35 pm on June 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      UCR is pretty freakin gay though literally..

      • suckit 12:46 am on June 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        No, I think you’re pretty freakin gay, literally.

  • Some guy in East Lo came out of the shower and into the hall naked and my girlfriend said his package was bigger than mine. FML.

    February 1, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +56 / -7

     

    • Anonymous 10:33 pm on July 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      thaatss a fuckin bitchh…

  • This girl and I were about to have sex. She pulled my pants down, but as soon as she saw my goods, she changed her mind and left. FML!

    January 22, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +49 / -0

     

    • wowser. 12:28 am on January 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      too small or too big? lol

      • Anonymous 6:00 pm on January 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Doesn’t matter, one size fits all!

        • Broski 11:53 pm on January 24, 2010 Permalink

          nice Rammstein reference, Anonymous

        • Anonymous 11:35 pm on January 25, 2010 Permalink

          That’s how I roll. Good catch, Broski.

  • While reading fml on my iPhone I walked into a pole. FML

    January 26, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +56 / -8

     

  • I was having sex with my girlfriend in my dorm room when, all of a sudden, my roommate comes in the room. Because of the suddenness, I came into my girlfriend. She said she forgot to take her pill today. fml.

    January 17, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +57 / -9

     

    • Anonymous 1:15 am on January 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      one word, condom.

    • anonononnymous 10:57 pm on January 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      thank gawd for the morning after pill..

  • I had the hugest crush on my friend. One day he pulled me aside because “You’re the only one I could tell.” This is it I thought! “I’m gay.” FML

    January 13, 2010 | 8 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +54 / -8

     

  • I put $10 into the Rivera printer. My change was falling everywhere and made so much noise, the lady yelled at me. Embarrassed, I ran to class only to realize I left my paper in the printer. My TA let me go back to get it but when I got there it was gone. I didn’t save it. FML

    January 19, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +49 / -4

     

    • Person 7:28 pm on June 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Aw, that really sucks…

  • My girlfriend broke up with me after she caught me masterbating to Miley Cyrus. FML

    May 18, 2010 | 7 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +50 / -5

     

    • Blue 11:12 am on May 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Blonde (aka Hannah Montana) or Brunet?
      Cause if it’s Hannah Montana, you got some issues. If brunet, I’m sorry that your GF is mean. :(

    • Ninja 3:45 pm on May 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Lol

      • ninja 3:14 am on May 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        LoL, impersonator… haha

    • Anonymous 4:46 pm on May 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      PEDOBEAR!

    • Had it coming 5:48 pm on May 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Why would you masturbate to that if you have a girlfriend?

    • Mod 12:14 am on May 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Were you masturbating while watching the show? I hope not, her voice is so annoying.

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