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I’m a pm for Pike. I’m gonna haze the shit out of these pledge bitches. fyl.

January 26, 2012 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

Score: +3 / -6
- KrispyKorpse 6:56 pm on January 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply
  
  Sounds like fun. Why not top it off with a BDSM session and a rape porn? You bring the whips, handcuffs, and latex bodysuits, and I’ll bring the snuff video and a dominatrix. Let’s make it real interesting by not using safewords.
- Anonymous 1:19 am on January 30, 2012 Permalink | Reply
  
  Frats are fucking gay.
  - pm for Pike 8:21 pm on January 31, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    
    It’s only gay if you marry a man. Otherwise it’s just brotherly bonding.
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