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Today I decided to take a chance and sit next to this cute guy in my class. I accidentally sneezed and farted at the same time. FML.

January 26, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

Score: +80 / -9
- Cute Guy 6:38 pm on September 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply
  
  What’s even more FML about this is that I actually thought it was attractive.
- 8=D 12:53 am on August 4, 2011 Permalink | Reply
  
  that was the same day a hot girl sat next to me, sneezed and farted! it turned me on, I was so horny!
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