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This girl and I were about to have sex. She pulled my pants down, but as soon as she saw my goods, she changed her mind and left. FML!

January 22, 2010 | 6 Comments | Post Comment

Score: +60 / -0
- wowser. 12:28 am on January 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
  
  too small or too big? lol
  - Anonymous 6:00 pm on January 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    
    Doesn’t matter, one size fits all!
    - Broski 11:53 pm on January 24, 2010 Permalink
      
      nice Rammstein reference, Anonymous
    - Anonymous 11:35 pm on January 25, 2010 Permalink
      
      That’s how I roll. Good catch, Broski.
- ^_^ 9:41 pm on November 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
  
  circumcision issue?
- Riverside M*therf**cker 5:33 pm on September 11, 2011 Permalink | Reply
  
  You know Rammstein? Awesome!!!
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