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  • My ex is a total ass. FHL

    July 29, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +1 / -2

     

  • Growl did not drop my class and I thought I was dropped from the class. I ended up with an F. FML.

    July 27, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -2

     

    • Anonymous 3:15 pm on July 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      You didn’t make sure it was dropped???

    • arrogant prick 3:44 pm on July 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      you must be retarded

  • There’s so many trolls on this site. FML

    July 26, 2010 | 7 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -0

     

    • Anonymous 7:31 pm on July 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      HATERS GONNA HATE

    • Capable Student 8:59 pm on July 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      OMFG does anyone nowadays know any basic grammar? Subject-verb agreement is taught in elementary school dude, FYL for sure.

      • arrogant prick 5:16 pm on July 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        do you have an ice pick up your ass or what? even I don’t comment on grammatical errors

      • Blue 10:28 pm on July 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        good gramarr skills not need by people this days. I are living American. Obama take care we retards.

    • Blue 10:09 pm on July 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I’m an Ice Troll. I hang out in Coldridge Valley.

  • Today, I discovered the FML website. FML

    July 25, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -1

     

    • Mod 11:09 pm on July 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Welcome!

    • :) 12:33 pm on July 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      it is a procrastination tool for many…so watch out!

  • I know that my social life is going to end on July 27th (SC2) FML/MLIG. O.o

    July 25, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -1

     

    • anonymous 10:30 pm on July 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      summer session 2?

      • anon 10:59 pm on July 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        ahah no young noob, starcraft 2

      • arrogant prick 5:17 pm on July 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        what a nerd

    • Blue 8:32 pm on July 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      PLAGUUUUU!!!!!!!!

  • I got Pityriasis Rosea and I look like the Black Plague. Also, there’s no cure for it and it lasts from 6 weeks to 6 months. FML.

    July 25, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -0

     

  • I failed a course two times this year FML. Should I make it up over the summer or take it next year?

    July 25, 2010 | 9 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -2

     

    • arrogant prick 11:59 am on July 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      just give up and drop out, you failure.

    • anonymous 6:02 pm on July 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I’m not a failure. I’m never giving up in school.

    • good luck 8:02 pm on July 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      if you still have time, make it up during summer or as soon as possible. that way you don’t lose too much time and get behind

    • Anonymous 9:42 pm on July 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      OP – It’s up to you, if you really need the class then retake it as soon as you can.

      People fail classes all the time, it’s college. It’s normal for people to fail once or twice, even more – it doesn’t mean you’re a failure.

      Should I assume you get straight A’s and have a 4.0, arrogant prick?

      • arrogant prick 11:45 pm on July 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        you would be assuming correctly

        • Hmm 3:41 pm on July 26, 2010 Permalink

          Can we assume that you also have an incredibly small penis? Thus feeling the need to compensate by being a complete loser on this site?
          xxxx

        • arrogant prick 5:19 pm on July 28, 2010 Permalink

          xxxx would be pertaining to – what, exactly? I may be a prick, but at least I’m not nonsensical

      • anonymous 7:34 pm on July 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Thanks.

    • ninja 1:35 pm on July 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      fyi if you didn’t know, if you fail a class 3 times, you can’t take it anymore, and have to change majors if you need it for your major

  • TAPS gave me a ticket for misreading the numbered space and won’t appeal it. fml

    July 23, 2010 | 6 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -2

     

    • arrogant prick 9:03 pm on July 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      news flash, buddy: it’s your own fault you misread the ticket. why should TAPS be held accountable for your illiterate mistakes?

      • wtf 12:56 pm on July 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        shut up loser!

      • realistic dude 2:33 pm on July 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        arrogant prick is right, that’s all on you bro. everyone knows to watch out for TAPS and you are just giving them reasons to fine you…

      • anonymous 3:55 pm on July 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        just ignore him, he’s obviously lacking attention in his life

    • anonymous 5:51 pm on July 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      well, be sure to not make that mistake and be aware of what you are doing.

    • ugh.... 8:55 pm on July 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I feel your pain. I got a ticket for parking over time at pay-by-space… I tried to pay for additional time but the machine wouldn’t accept my credit card and now TAPS won’t appeal it!!!!!

  • Only took one class this session and I think I failed it. Wasted my summer and money down here. FML

    July 23, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -2

     

    • arrogant prick 9:05 pm on July 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      maybe this is news to you, but i read somewhere (probably a textbook of sorts) that GOING TO LECTURE/DISCUSSION, REVIEWING MATERIAL, STUDY PREP BEFORE/AFTER CLASS are all big helps. just a reminder.

      • Blue 12:34 pm on July 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Hey, You arrogant prick! (tehe)
        maybe he did go to classes/discussion/review/study! maybe he is just stupid. ever think of that?!

      • anonymous 3:56 pm on July 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        hahahahahahahahaha

    • anonymous 5:47 pm on July 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Awwww. You should go and speak to your advisor. Don’t worry. Take it as an experience. Maybe make up the course next year and do better this time!! :)

    • op 1:57 pm on July 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      nvm I passed :D

  • I logged into Rweb and it deleted my webmail and I lost some important emails over the migrate. FML.

    July 21, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -0

     

    • jay-re 3:04 pm on July 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      happened to me, but I got my emails back. just email the rweb people and they will get your emails back to you.

  • My brother tried to commit suicide but failed, the cops called me and I had to miss class to deal with him. FH and FML

    July 19, 2010 | 6 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -12

     

    • WTF? 9:45 pm on July 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      my condolences to your brother… I will put him and your family in my prayers

    • arrogant prick 9:46 pm on July 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      on the bright side, you can get a legitimate excused absence for your lack of class attendance

    • get over yourself... 11:32 am on July 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      you should be there for your brother, stop complaining about missing class to help a family member in need. How is this an fml, I’m pretty sure you would be able to get notes from the lecture you missed and your professor would understand your absence.

    • Anonymouse 5:28 pm on July 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Next time help him along, that way we don’t have to deal with him anymore!

    • WOW 5:58 pm on July 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      You’re a bitch/bastard

    • Anonymous 8:42 pm on July 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I suggest you get some help yourself if you don’t understand the severity of suicide.

  • My girlfriend cheated on me. FML

    July 18, 2010 | 6 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -0

     

    • cheated on few times 9:23 am on July 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      join the club buddy

    • :( 3:49 pm on July 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      First of all I don’t want to make it seem like I condone cheating and I don’t mean to blame you ( the victim) but do you think you paid enough attention to her, sometimes the “cheater” was neglected; causing her to seek attention elsewhere. However if you were a decent bf/gf, then I’m sorry you were taken for granted.

      • Anonymous 8:07 pm on July 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        thats still not a reason to cheat….if she was neglected she should of broke up with him not cheated, that makes her the horrible person

      • arrogant prick 9:44 pm on July 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        hahaha psych 101 much? unless you specialize in it, stick to taking care of your significant other

      • Anonymous 12:27 pm on July 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        or she’s just a hoe

      • Anonymous 3:34 pm on July 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        yeah, she was a ho. only hoes cheat!

  • I don’t want to be tied down in a relationship, I have serious commitment issues, and I’ve never changed my facebook relationship status from ’single’ because it’s too official and scares the shit out of me! Oh and I’m a girl whose friends are all the total opposite. So shallow but I want to be normal. FML

    July 18, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +9 / -5

     

    • don't worry 4:25 pm on July 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      why is this shallow? unless you intend to lead these guys on, then you’re not the opposite of normal

    • sage 8:09 pm on July 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Don’t be in a relationship then. It’s ok to tell the person that you’re not ready for a serious relationship yet.
      Plus you’re young, be single while it lasts.

    • arrogant prick 9:47 pm on July 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      you girls are all the same with your “commitment issues” when it comes right down to it, all you want is some no strings attached sex. don’t be ashamed of that.. we guys certainly aren’t

    • lol 5:29 pm on July 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Good thing we don’t live in Victorian England, am I right?

  • FML for thinking I could pack 5 weeks of chem in and pass.

    July 17, 2010 | 6 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +11 / -1

     

    • same here 4:54 pm on July 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      wilson, right? don’t worry, just do well on the upcoming final and you can pass with at least a C

      • sage 8:10 pm on July 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Guys lets have a chem FML study group!!!

    • hopeipass 8:36 am on July 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I feel ya man, I did poorly on the midterms and I’m praying that this midterm is cake, good luck to myself and everyone else

      • STUDY 1:10 am on July 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        CHEM 1A? stop being a loser and just study
        how do you expect to pass chem 1b or 1c with that kinda mentality?

    • Chemguy 5:31 pm on July 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      If you can’t handle Gen Chem with ease then you best not continue – seriously.

      • yup 1:27 pm on July 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        AGREED (know that from experience lol)

  • Almost got hit by a train, I need to get my head out of my ass and start paying attention…next time I really don’t think I will be so lucky.

    July 15, 2010 | 8 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +9 / -0

     

    • anonymous 1:04 am on July 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      be careful next time, you’re too young to get hit by trains

    • arrogant prick 9:49 pm on July 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      if you’re stupid enough to not notice a goddamn TRAIN coming at you, then you deserve to be hit

      • Anonymous 2:10 am on July 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        douche much?

      • Loserville: Population=Arrogant Prick 10:35 pm on July 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        ARROGRANT PRICK is a Loser! Why do you feel the need to comment on every post? Go get a effing life! No matter what your mommy told you, your opinion does NOT matter. Dumbass

        • arrogant prick 5:49 pm on July 22, 2010 Permalink

          why not? America is the land that promotes freedom of speech, right?

      • arrogant prick 11:09 pm on July 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        reality much? let me enlighten you on something.. common sense 101: play with fire, you get burned

        • Jeez 10:19 am on July 23, 2010 Permalink

          omg I agree with everyone else. STFU already

      • @ arrogant prick 12:39 pm on July 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        of course people need to be careful but who are you to say they “deserve it”, you are an asshole!

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