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• UCR FML used to be a fun place… now it’s just a place for trolls

  January 26, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I wish I had a penis.

  January 26, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I’m a pm for Pike. I’m gonna haze the shit out of these pledge bitches. fyl.

  January 26, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• After working out my roommate has serious BO, she stinks up our room in less than 5 minutes.

  January 26, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Why do people assume that I’m embarrassed of being small chested, I’m proud of my body. FTL for being overly self-conscious and conforming to beauty stereotypes

  January 25, 2012 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +11 / -5

   

  • KrispyKorpse™ 3:00 am on January 25, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    Here for an ego boost or something? Here, let me give you a thumbs down. I think you need one of those instead.

  • nickname 7:43 pm on January 25, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    This

• You know someone’s standard for food is way off when they think Yoshinoya and Little Caesar’s have the best food in the world. ftl

  January 25, 2012 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +6 / -1

   

  • well 11:40 am on January 25, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    we are college students…

  • Anonymous 6:31 pm on January 25, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    THUMBS ALL THE WAY UP. Yoshinoya is shit

  • Rondo 8:00 pm on January 25, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    That shit is good though dude

• Are the trolleys back in service again? I see them going around the old routes again.

  January 25, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Psych001. LOL!

  January 24, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Making yummy food… MLIG. Cleaning up afterwards… FML.

  January 24, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• CHASS Majors. LOL!

  January 23, 2012 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +9 / -8

   

  • KrispyKorpse™ 11:49 pm on January 23, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    LOL. A member of BCOE’s or CNAS’s bottom quintile kicking a dead horse.

    • Anonymous 11:56 pm on January 25, 2012 Permalink | Reply
      

      LOL. A person who doesn’t have a life.

  • KrispyKorpse™ 11:57 pm on January 25, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    LOL. I’m such an idiot.

• I think I found the problem, ladies you need to stop sending off the wrong body language to us guys when you are actually in a relationship. You wear your skimpy clothes and flirt for hours, and just expect that we become best friends? hell naw

  January 23, 2012 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +11 / -0

   

  • KrispyKorpse™ 3:05 am on January 25, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    THE problem? I dont’ think so. Women are problem filled piñatas.

• I just hurt my ass with a fart, and it wasn’t a shart either… fml

  January 23, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Hate it when someone sits next to me in class. Give me my own space!!!! FML

  January 23, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Is anyone else at/around the Glen Mor apartments during the weekend? FML

  January 23, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• HUB Event scheduling and reservations. FML.

  January 23, 2012 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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